He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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