like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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