Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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