Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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