butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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