She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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