I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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