I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
