You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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