just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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