just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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