I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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