so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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