This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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