stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize
