weddingsv make me drug and hornr
where am i from again
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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