Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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