these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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