I CAN MOONWALK!
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
try to milk me bitch
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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