i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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