He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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