How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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