it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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