its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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