I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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