Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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