After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
