are you still at the devil's house?
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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