Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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