okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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