The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
this will be a night to untag.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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