at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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