Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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