i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
