Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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