what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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