i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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