i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
