Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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