Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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