what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
