there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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