How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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