Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Randomize
