I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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