Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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