literally had 100 drinks last night.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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