and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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