I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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