it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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