My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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