Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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