please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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