How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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